The White House recently released the names on their visitor logs. When the usual pack of frothing-at-the-mouth boneheads combed the list in a fine-toothed sort of way to detect the sort of hidden ideological crimes that can temporarily substitute for that little blue pill, they found such names as Michael Jordan, William Ayers, Michael Moore, Jeremiah Wright and Malik Shabazz. The White House enraged the schauzers even further by adding that although these names were indeed notorious, they belonged to those who weren’t the notorious ones. There’s the even funnier possibility that some wag of a visitor named, say, John Smith, decided to liven things up a bit by not signing up as John Smith. An even funnierer possibility is that someone in the White House just made the names up to see how much more spittle it could produce from the RNC’s loyal toadies at Fox News and in the blogosphere. I suspect that even if they’d included Heywood Jablome, Mike Hunt, Amanda Huginkiss and Joe Stalin the knuckle-dragging self-abusers wouldn’t have gotten it. Given that even he gets it eventually, all the usual suspects are accomplishing via their panty wadding is proving themselves more pathetic than Moe on the Simpsons. The closest the mouth-breathers are going to get to a Holocaust equivalence here is that some low-level White House functionary might be goofing off a tenth as much per day on the taxpayer dollar as the immediately previous occupant of the oval office.